Welcome to the Ranting

I have, in my time, found the world - namely the people within it - to be completely untolerable. As such, I have decided that the best way to cope with this is to have an outlet to bitch and moan about humanity. Expect not a gothy cry baby web page, but a light-hearted view of the idiocy that dominates the social aspects of our reality.
I don'tk now how many people will read this but I hope that if anyone does they get a laugh out of it. Or they get offended, that would be nice too. I like offending, because it makes the insultee think. Well, it should.
Sometimes...people are just too stupid to understand. A lot of the time. Ok, almost all the time. Hell, we still have people whom support Hitler. The hell is up with that?
Hitler is dead! We get it, you like looking like a penis, take your shaved head and stick it somewhere warm and sticky. Like a vat of butter. Man, it'd be cool to swim in a vat of butter. I'd be like, "Mmm... cow juices! Wee!"
I like cows, they moo. They have like...four stomachs, how cool is that? I wish I had four stomachs, I could eat all the Kraft Mac & Cheese I could ever want! I'd also win every drinking contest man could conceive of, which would rock at parties. I'd be the new God of the Irish. If I could get to Ireland, which seems as though it would be pretty expensive.
Ok, I think I've rambled quite enough. Enjoy your day meatbags.

-Lude